Witty Put-Downs

Followed by
“You think I’m some cheap hooker. No, I’m an extremely expensive hooker - unlike you, I have class.”

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Actually done to a former boss who was complaining about my ADHD traits:
I had piles of programme listings on my desk for quick reference; he insisted on keeping a clean desk…

Boss:
“A cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind.”
A the time I was distracted by a tough problem in the code, so without thinking I replied:
“So an empty desk is a sign of an empty mind?”

It didn’t go down well, but they need me more than I needed that job!
:woman_shrugging:

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Teacher ‘i’m like an elephant’ meaning they never forget

12 year old Me, without thinking ‘you’ve got big ears!’

Class found it very funny!

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