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After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow up.”
“That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?”
“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell, than to sit and listen.”
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That’s why I became organist and believe me, I sit higher and can make a lot more noise than a minister.
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Complete twit.
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No, Senior Civil Servant……
I think he still has his man parts, so not a complete ——
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Why’s that, then?
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later…..’Da-ad….’
‘What?’
‘I’m thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?’
‘No, You had your chance. Lights out.’
Five minutes later: ‘Da-aaaad…..’
‘WHAT?’
‘I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??’
‘ I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to smack you!!’
Five minutes later……’Daaaa-aaaad…..’
‘WHAT!’
‘When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?’
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I got a letter today with a job offer from Royal Mail. I start last Monday
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I was in the public toilets today and as I sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said, “Hi, how are you?”
Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine.”
The voice said “So what are you up to?”
I said, “Just doing the same as you – sitting here!”
Then I’m asked “Can I come over?”
Annoyed, I say “I’m rather busy right now.”
Then the voice said, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back, there’s an idiot in the cubicle next to me answering all my questions.”
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