Not a joke as such, but it was very funny. Years ago, I think it was 1985, I was with a mate at Gatwick airport about to go on Hols. We went into quite a big men’s loo which was quite busy but not noisy.
Suddenly there was a loud and long farting noise from one of the cubicles. My friend as quick as a flash shouted “ I’ll name that tune in one”. Everyone in there was laughing.
Name That Tune 
Wind and Wuthering 
So true.
Then tip into a convenient bin and cook some proper chips instead
It took a while but I think I have it now…
The shortest sentence in the English language is ‘I am’.
The longest is ‘I do’
Could you explain it please.
It’s a bit lame - there are two songs on the single a side and b side - just read the titles of each song one after the other.
You won’t stop laughing all day.
Good song though.
One my all time favourites
“You will be charged a £0.50 convenience fee”
My neighbour brought home a rescue dog yesterday. Says it used to be owned by a blacksmith.
'“How do you know that?” I asked.
“Well, when we got him home, first thing he did was make a bolt for the door…”
I think it is reference to Andy (Mountbatten Windsor) “I’m Andy fly me” and his use of the RAF to taxi him around to see the p***file - How dare you.
Could be completely wrong…
Ok, yes, perhaps Mandleson?
