I’ve got 5 gallons of unleaded, Willing to swap for a Muso
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Leave it a week, you may get Uniti Nova
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I was holding out for a Statement.
“Neuroscience boffins have ground breaking evidence of a universal brain system network condition that deliberately forgets the smarter networks over the lesser ones”
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Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject? Now when you mention Botox, nobody raises an eyebrow.
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“I will be contacting my lawyers” is the adult version of “I’m telling my mum”
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I may not have lost all my marbles just yet, but there is definitely a small hole in the bag somewhere.
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Werewolves are notoriously difficult to find. After all, if they were easy to find they would be known as Therewolves.
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When you are young and you drop something, you pick it up. When you are older and you drop something, you stare at it for a while and wonder whether that is a perfectly good place for it to be.
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I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see that you already have one.
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When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, that’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘cool’ ‘ When I do it, that’s ‘petty’ and I ‘need to let it go’.
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Cars these days have too many gadgets. I tried to reverse and it just showed a video of someone being run over.
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Some people pay good money for that.
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