You would need to have spent a minimum amount at that station over the previous few years and been on a waiting list for some time before you could get a litre of unleaded.
But they would let you buy a gallon of paraffin no problem, the first time you came in.
Invest in the stock market to become a bouillonaire
You’ve got to show a history of purchasing paraffin before you get on the wait list for 91.
Chuck Norris RiP.
Never recognised the Periodic Table.
Only believed in the element of surprise…
Landowner: “Get off my land!”
Rambler: “So how come it’s your land?”
Landowner: “My ancestors fought for it!”
Rambler: “In that case, take off your jacket and I’ll fight you for it now.”
Can’t work out the lady on the right ??
Very silly but made me laugh out loud
NB - true to form, DB thought this was hilarious and made everyone watch it while working on Black Star
Very good!
Think I prefer it to the original. Very funny.
Just been scouting out some garden lights on Amazon. This is genuinely a review left for one of them…
Lovely idea though.
Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Ballina parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. Not knowing who else to call, he promptly called the local police station.
The conversation went like this:
”Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?”
“And the best of the day ter yer good self. This is Father O’Malley at St. Francis Xavier Catholic Church. There’s a donkey lying dead right in der middle of me front lawn.”
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, “Well now Father, it was always my impression you people took care of the last rites!”
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment and then Father O’Malley replied:
“Ah, ‘to be sure, that is true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.”