Bowie: why so sad Bing?
Bing: My inflatable bottom has gone flat.
Bowie: You need my rubber bum pump?
Bing: Rubber bum pump?
Bowie: Rubber bum pump.
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Who remembers this gem?
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This time try to catch me by hands.
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Thanks to that other social platform.
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Anyone on their own this Christmas?
I’d like to borrow three chairs.
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Alsacian joke:
Un alsacien rentre dans une Winstub et demande au barman:
“Bonjour, s’il te plaît, donne-moi une schlukerdrenkgewurtzschmittersaftkraut-schnapisbitterdrénk à la grenadine.”
“Une schlukerdrenkgewurtzschmittersaftkraut-schnapisbitterdrénk à la quoi?!?”
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What’s grey, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss?
A dialysis machine.
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- « how was your day? » (the husband)
- « She is not finished ! ( the wife)
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It would be such a nice change to have a few written jokes.
I just spent the last 2 hours getting my phone audio to connect to my car stereo.
The help desk advised me to change the name of my device so I chose titanic.
Its now syncing.
No highs, No lows. Must be Bose
I played my blues classics tape backwards
I got my dog back, my wife’s come home, I found my lost money, but I didn’t wake up this morning.
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Sometimes it goes beyond a joke -
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So what are all the opticians going to do for a living in the New Year when, for the first time, everyone will have 20/20 vision?
Thanks to a wit in Vilnius
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I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said: ‘Your patella measures 2.54cm’.
I said: ‘Inch-high knees?’
He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高’
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