Goodwyn’s
Unless there are two Goodwyns’ in ownership?
There are no Goodwyn’s any more.
Probably done to death by grammarians
The doctor told my wife. Your husband must use his brain.
She told him. He has not go one
Hey folks,
Just dropped by to spin some tunes and crack a few notes – I mean, jokes! Music and laughter share the same beat in my book. So, here’s a trio of musical puns to keep our spirits high and our playlists interesting:
- Why did the musician get locked out of their rehearsal space? Because they had the wrong key!
- What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
- I tried to write a song about a broken guitar, but I just couldn’t find the right chord.
Stolen!
For visitors to Dudley (where Goodwyns is), grammar is the least of the language challenges.
Welcome and thanks for the post !
What’s the difference between a cow and a bison,
You wash your hands in a bison in Dudley
As a trained psychotherapist, that is so on the mark!
steve
The hardest part of Hypochondriacs Anonymous is admitting you don’t have a problem.
I thought it was admitting you do have a problem, thus displaying you were right all along thereby promptly determining you were in the wrong club.
From a car review by James May in last weekend’s Sunday Times magazine:
Referring to the “generous” touch screen on the dashboard: “An interesting feature of this is that, by pushing a button, it can be pivoted from landscape orientation to portrait. Remember to remove your Ginsters from the oddments tray beneath the screen before doing this.”