The lesbians next door gave me a Rolex for Christmas. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch …
@Debs - I’m sure one of the jokes (~post 1336) came from the Duchy of Cornwall Christmas crackers! i.e.
'An American woman has alleged that Prince Andrew forced her to have sex with him while she was still a minor.
Meanwhile, Buckingham Palace has offered the woman a goodwill gift of a trip to Paris complete with chauffeur-driven Mercedes…’
I have no idea why that is supposed to be funny?..!
You’re not a fan of Grandmaster Flash then ?
A track called the Message.
Don’t push me coz I’m close to the edge …
I’m afraid that doesn’t help. I’ve never even heard of grandmaster flush. It’s a gambling firm, right?
“Don’t push me 'cause I’m close to the veg”
G
Isn’t it ‘I’m trying not to lose my veg’
My mistake (bake).
G
Richard Starkey before he joined the Beatles ^
“Don’t push me cos my leathers got a wedge”
Sheffield
Staff are so expendable these days.
…just a couple of stiffs
Rather a knee jerk reaction from Madame Tussaud’s at the news from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex I think
Oh no - I think that was Tobyjug’s intention and I have explained joke. There was me thinking I was witty