Best jokes

[davidhendon]

Trouble was that he didn’t use enough hand kleaner.

[Thedomestique]

Just been out for a walk and a bloke on a tractor has just driven passed me shouting “ the end of the world is nigh”
I think it was farmer Geddon.

[Dreadatthecontrols]

He should have been using Kleenex

[crispyduck]

Surely Cleenex?

[Camphuw]

Around the Cotswold canals the Royal Navy is preparing to enforce the lockdown.

[HappyListener]

This reminds me of Bob Newhart. We’ve got to hope there’s not a boy with a toy torpedo close by!

[Jamiewednesday]

Know it by heart…

“You say you found a shell on the beach…?”

[Camphuw]

For all my Lego loving friends …

[dave-marshall]

[GraemeH]

My father used to have Bob Newhart LP’s!

G

[raym55]

Excellent … the best yet.

[Jamiewednesday]

I still do…There are a few collections on cd available🙂

[Steve_S]

@GraemeH

My father used to have Bob Newhart LP’s!

So did mine and great fun they were.

[Camphuw]

Shopping forecast from Ciren’:

Tescos, good, occasionally busy later.

Sainsburys, moderate to good, sale on Corn Flakes.

Aldi, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening.

Marks and Spencers and Co-Op, fair.

Waitrose fair to moderate, spillage in aisle 7.

Lidl, rough at first, moderate later.

And that’s the end of the Shopping Forecast.

[TheKevster]

Let’s look at the map so we can make our weekend travel plans:

[seakayaker]

…it does look like you can pack a bag and travel around so your spending the night in a different bed or pretend it’s as friends couch. You certainly can plan for a long weekend trip!

[Debs]

I bet all you blokes will end up in your garden man-cave shed

[TheKevster]

The shed at the bottom of our garden is full of crap @Debs! No room!

[Debs]

You must of used the same interior shed designer as me!

[Pete_the_painter]

I don’t like people much anyway so I’ll be where I normally am, in my man cave.