Best jokes

Trouble was that he didn’t use enough hand kleaner.

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Just been out for a walk and a bloke on a tractor has just driven passed me shouting “ the end of the world is nigh”
I think it was farmer Geddon.

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He should have been using Kleenex

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Surely Cleenex?

Around the Cotswold canals the Royal Navy is preparing to enforce the lockdown.

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This reminds me of Bob Newhart. We’ve got to hope there’s not a boy with a toy torpedo close by!

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Know it by heart…

“You say you found a shell on the beach…?”

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For all my Lego loving friends …

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My father used to have Bob Newhart LP’s!

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Excellent … the best yet. :joy::joy:

I still do…There are a few collections on cd available🙂

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So did mine and great fun they were. :smiley:

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Shopping forecast from Ciren’:

Tescos, good, occasionally busy later.

Sainsburys, moderate to good, sale on Corn Flakes.

Aldi, slight to moderate, heavy crowds by evening.

Marks and Spencers and Co-Op, fair.

Waitrose fair to moderate, spillage in aisle 7.

Lidl, rough at first, moderate later.

And that’s the end of the Shopping Forecast.

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Let’s look at the map so we can make our weekend travel plans:

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…it does look like you can pack a bag and travel around so your spending the night in a different bed or pretend it’s as friends couch. You certainly can plan for a long weekend trip!

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I bet all you blokes will end up in your garden man-cave shed :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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The shed at the bottom of our garden is full of crap @Debs! No room!

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You must of used the same interior shed designer as me! :grinning:

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I don’t like people much anyway so I’ll be where I normally am, in my man cave.

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