My GP has introduced video consultations.
I’ve got an itchy wart on my arse but smacked my head open falling off the chair that I stood on with my trousers down trying to get my bum into the webcam
(5 posts in a row, sorry should get out more)
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Sadly a spike apparently among asian americans for self-protection since twit in chief referred to the ‘China virus’.
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You’d have to be a damned good shot to hit those pesky viruses
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TJ, like the new avatar.
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Never mind hands, Macca will have to wash his feet when he gets in!
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It is an old joke. I remember it being that they have found Lord Lucan in (insert football team)'s trophy room.
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I remember the one that used to go:
“Thieves have broken into the Manchester City trophy room and stolen its entire contents.
Police are now looking for a light blue carpet.”
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Answered a knock at my door this morning.
There was no one there except for a large insect which jumped up and punched me in the face.
Turns out it wasnt an insect but a nasty bug that’s going around.
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Ivor Tiefenbrun has been diagnosed with Korona virus, he has undergone tests since developing the persistent Kough
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Will need to Kuarantine himself
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He reportedly just Keeled over
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Almost as good as ‘Tentin Quarantino’ where he’s Photoshopped in a tent in the middle of nowhere.
You get the gist.
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