My GP has introduced video consultations.
I’ve got an itchy wart on my arse but smacked my head open falling off the chair that I stood on with my trousers down trying to get my bum into the webcam
(5 posts in a row, sorry should get out more)
My GP has introduced video consultations.
I’ve got an itchy wart on my arse but smacked my head open falling off the chair that I stood on with my trousers down trying to get my bum into the webcam
(5 posts in a row, sorry should get out more)
Sadly a spike apparently among asian americans for self-protection since twit in chief referred to the ‘China virus’.
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You’d have to be a damned good shot to hit those pesky viruses
TJ, like the new avatar.
Never mind hands, Macca will have to wash his feet when he gets in!
It is an old joke. I remember it being that they have found Lord Lucan in (insert football team)'s trophy room.
I remember the one that used to go:
“Thieves have broken into the Manchester City trophy room and stolen its entire contents.
Police are now looking for a light blue carpet.”
Answered a knock at my door this morning.
There was no one there except for a large insect which jumped up and punched me in the face.
Turns out it wasnt an insect but a nasty bug that’s going around.
Ivor Tiefenbrun has been diagnosed with Korona virus, he has undergone tests since developing the persistent Kough
Will need to Kuarantine himself
He reportedly just Keeled over
Almost as good as ‘Tentin Quarantino’ where he’s Photoshopped in a tent in the middle of nowhere.
You get the gist.
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