I never judge people on the colour of their skin, which is why so many of my patients died of jaundice.
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So did mine and I used to listen to them
Regards
Richard
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“Repèlle!”, the new fragrance by Calvin Klein.
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Model railway in the garage if I get half a chance!
steve 
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Good idea! and please show some more photos! 
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Horatio Nelson was only 5’ tall but his statue in London is 15’ tall.
That’s horatio of 3 : 1
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Well, how big does that make Nelson’s Willy!
The delightful Pammy doing JSP like nobody else.
Advance to ~2 mins if you must.
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Spotted on twitter:
Coronavirus is certainly changing behaviours. I used to cough loudly to disguise a fart in public but now I’m doing exactly the reverse.
G
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Thank god for healthcare workers and the Royal Mail who dropped off some LP’s this morning.
@Tonym invented this joke a while back. Since then it’s attracted 3 million shares and Tony has millions of followers.
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I suppose I could still take the caravan out for the weekend and maintain social distancing
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A ha! Well done @Tonym & apologies I missed it at the point of invention.
Loses nothing in the re-telling.
G
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