Best jokes

I have been panic buying alcoholic for weeks now, the kids have no bog roll, but they are too drunk now to care

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No bog roll here but managed to get half a dozen vindaloos and an arctic roll.

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I’m self isolating but at least the suns out!

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Looks more like the full moon

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From a RN social page.

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My wife is very upset with me. She found some letters I’d been hiding. She says she feels betrayed and has lost all trust in me.
I can’t say I blame her; I feel so ashamed…

I wouldn’t be surprised if she never plays Scrabble with me again.

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Would that spell disaster?

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Cop; I’m writing you a ticket for driving in the transit lane alone.

Me; you’re going to feel pretty stupid when you look in the trunk.

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Cirencester Lido’s life guards are offering their services.

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A man doesn’t walk into a pub …

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that’s no joke :frowning:

Someone’s lion.

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The Red Lion

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Bloke goes into a pub with a giraffe.
Pint of bitter and large whiskey for the giraffe he asks
After a few more rounds the Giraffe collapses on the floor.
Hey, you cant leave that lyin’ there, says the barman
Bloke replies, It’s not a lion it’s a giraffe!

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