Mane Square.
“I say, I say, I say …”
“Bugger - talking to myself already.”
That’s only the second sign of madness
Agreed, some people aren’t so thick skinned. Take my mother in law…Please!
It’s the way I tell em…
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: “Sorry, you’ve only got three minutes to live.” The man said: “Can you do something for me?” “Yes,” he said. “I’ll boil you an egg.”
A man walks into a pet shop and says: “Give me a wasp.” The shopkeeper replies: “We don’t sell wasps.” He says: “There’s one in the window.”
I was flying back from Spain and the cabin crew said: “Take off is being delayed for two hours” When I asked why, I was told: “The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn’t like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can’t hear it.”
I saw this guy dragging a cabbage along on a lead. "Why have you got a cabbage on a lead? I ask
"Cabbage? He replies, I was told it’s a Collie!
Saw this bloke walking an alligator on a lead. I told him he ought to take it to a zoo. Following week I saw him still out walking the Alligator. I said I told you last week you ought to take it to a zoo. I did he replied and he enjoyed it so much this week I’m taking him to the pictures.
What do you call an alligator in a vest ?
An investigator
nice house …however please STAY SAFE EVERYONE
Two drunks at a bar.
A dog sitting on the floor lifts a hind leg behind its ears and licks its genitals.
“Blimey! I wish I could do that!” says one to the other
The other replies “Well give him a biscuit and he might let you”
(Translation:
Against Coronavirus I eat extremely strong smelly local cheese & 2 cloves of garlic a day.
It doesn’t affect the virus, but it keeps people 2 metres away…)
Ashamed to say that took me awhile…“male ant”, “man ant”…sheesh, I should be flagged
I was also about to ask for assistance, then the penny dropped.
I’m glad it wasn’t just me.
Hate to tell you this, but both my children got it straight away.
Mark
I got it straight away too, which made me feel much better about my hitherto lack of success on the “Brain Teasers” thread.