Mane Square.
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“I say, I say, I say …”
“Bugger - talking to myself already.”
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That’s only the second sign of madness
Agreed, some people aren’t so thick skinned. Take my mother in law…Please!
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It’s the way I tell em…
A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: “Sorry, you’ve only got three minutes to live.” The man said: “Can you do something for me?” “Yes,” he said. “I’ll boil you an egg.”
A man walks into a pet shop and says: “Give me a wasp.” The shopkeeper replies: “We don’t sell wasps.” He says: “There’s one in the window.”
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I was flying back from Spain and the cabin crew said: “Take off is being delayed for two hours” When I asked why, I was told: “The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn’t like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can’t hear it.”
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I saw this guy dragging a cabbage along on a lead. "Why have you got a cabbage on a lead? I ask
"Cabbage? He replies, I was told it’s a Collie!
Saw this bloke walking an alligator on a lead. I told him he ought to take it to a zoo. Following week I saw him still out walking the Alligator. I said I told you last week you ought to take it to a zoo. I did he replied and he enjoyed it so much this week I’m taking him to the pictures.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest ?
An investigator
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nice house …however please STAY SAFE EVERYONE
Two drunks at a bar.
A dog sitting on the floor lifts a hind leg behind its ears and licks its genitals.
“Blimey! I wish I could do that!” says one to the other
The other replies “Well give him a biscuit and he might let you”
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(Translation:
Against Coronavirus I eat extremely strong smelly local cheese & 2 cloves of garlic a day.
It doesn’t affect the virus, but it keeps people 2 metres away…)
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Ashamed to say that took me awhile…“male ant”, “man ant”…sheesh, I should be flagged 
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I was also about to ask for assistance, then the penny dropped.
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I’m glad it wasn’t just me. 
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Hate to tell you this, but both my children got it straight away.
Mark
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I got it straight away too, which made me feel much better about my hitherto lack of success on the “Brain Teasers” thread. 
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