Best jokes

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I asked Google for dating advice for a man of my age. It suggested radio-carbon.

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Robert Peel

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Woman: I’ve being taking steroids and I’ve grown a penis!

Doctor: Anabolic?

Woman: No, just a penis.

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I eventually managed to apply a dressing to a scratch on my tortoise. It was gauze for shell abrasion.

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Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.

As recommended by Sean Connery? :grinning:

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More humour from Ciren’.
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The next door neighbours are building a lockdown shelter in there back garden a few weeks ago it was called a Pergola.

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As posted by a friend.

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That is absolute not funny!

(he says, laughing anyway)

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