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I asked Google for dating advice for a man of my age. It suggested radio-carbon.
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Robert Peel
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Woman: I’ve being taking steroids and I’ve grown a penis!
Doctor: Anabolic?
Woman: No, just a penis.
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I eventually managed to apply a dressing to a scratch on my tortoise. It was gauze for shell abrasion.
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Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear.
As recommended by Sean Connery?
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More humour from Ciren’.
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The next door neighbours are building a lockdown shelter in there back garden a few weeks ago it was called a Pergola.
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That is absolute not funny!
(he says, laughing anyway)