Best jokes

How can I stay a lert when I’ve never been a lert in the first place?

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I’m sure you’ll get a round tuit at some point.

More photos of daft dogs taking selfies - thanks to the Ciren social pages.
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Stolen from Bennie Hill:
Welsh Rarebit … A virgin from Cardiff …

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A snapshot of the Welsh border today …
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Uncanny… England going out early too.

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Jerk Chicken!

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Two cats have a swimming race across the English Channel, one English, the other French.

The English cat is called “One two three”, the French cat is called “Un deux trois”.

Which cat wins…?

The English cat.

Why…?

Because Un deux trois cat sank…

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Jeez Kev, have you tried getting out for a short walk? :slightly_smiling_face:

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I got caught stealing a leg of lamb.

The security guard said “what are you doing with that?”

I replied, “Potatoes, peas & gravy!”

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Please explain the joke…

@Gandalf

Buoy (boy) ant…:slight_smile: