This reminds me of Jacques Brel singing Les Bourgeois…
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Next time. The problem is Iam running out of jokes
Jokes?
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Brian1 needs to rename itself as Brain1.
(Could be Brian eno giving us cryptic ambient jokes) 
People laughed at Brian when he told them he was going to be a professional comedian.
Well, they’re not laughing now! 
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Not a joke , but amusing sign writing on Morrisons supermarket delivery van. Well done Morrisons marketing dept
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Judging by some of the veg we’ve had from Morrisons I’d question that advert and consider referring them to the ASA!
A few years ago, I was in a restaurant just over the border from me in Dolceacqua in Italy, and there was an older English couple perusing the menu, with the waiter standing next to them.
“Oh” says the old boy to his wife: “‘Zucchini’ - That’s what the Americans call ‘courgette’”
To which the waiter said - quite loudly, and with a dismissive wave of the arm:
“Nooo! It’sa what-a the Italians calla-a ‘courgette’”
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Yep, I remember when in the USA when very young, (25), I asked a waitress what a Zucchini was. I was completely ridiculed.
I said to my wife what would you do if you found me
In bed with another woman she said i would kick her blind dog. Not bad for an italian.
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Brian, I hate to pile on, but give it up, mate.
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At least if he got the English and punctuation sorted, we would know the “jokes” were dreadful.
At the moment, I keep hoping, really hoping, that when I have fathomed out the English, I will find the joke !!
But reality always wins over hope !
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It’s a farce !
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I went to a family wedding the other day my aunt
Annoyed me she said when is it going to be your turn.
I saw her 6 months later at a funeral i said to her
When is it going to be your turn.
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Last time I had this feeling was on amphetamine sulphate…
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I love some of these jokes they make a happy man
Very old.
I went into this competition the other day
1st prize a week in manchester.
2nd prize 2weeks in manchester
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I thank you for your support. I shall always wear It.
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When I was growing up in Co Durham, it was always Hartlepool. But I’ll go with Manchester.
Round here it was Severn Beach
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