Actually it’s as much for the reasons that I posted earlier (2866?). I won’t repeat it as Brian has done the decent thing and retired to the drawing room.
Richard Iam nearly 90 what do the members expect
Many like the jokes. I cannot believe people Think
Iam such a nuisance i have stopped sending the jokes
I will enjoy reading other people.s jokes
Especially kevester the guy is good.
As for my naim cd player the best system i have ever
Had.
Take care
Brian
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No need to stop posting jokes.
It would help if you could tidy up the punctuation and layout, but even that isn’t essential. As I said above, it takes a couple of readings the sort them out. I think one or two would actually do quite well in the Brain Teaser thread.
And jokes are like anything else, some are good, some are bad, some are in poor taste, and we all have different tastes.
And as others have said, we can just slide past anything we don’t like.
Keep posting.
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@Brian1 Hey Brian, as I’ve said before love ya mate just put your glasses on and use the correct reply button.
Peace n love
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Anyway my turn for a dodgy old joke;
Chap goes into a Fish shop and asks
“Have you got Rambo?”
What? This is a Fish shop!" says the fishmonger
“Oh sorry” says the chap and leaves.
Next day chap comes back, “Have you got Star Wars?”
“No, this is a fish shop!” replies the fishmonger
Next day chap returns “Have you got Chariots Of Fire?”
“Look! I’ve told you this is a fish shop!” retorts the fishmonger angrily
The chap leaves and returns again the next day much to the rage of the fishmonger.
“Get out! He shouts, I’ve told you how many times…”
Chap interjects, “this is a fish shop right?”
Fishmonger groans a sigh of relief, " Then what would you like sir?"
Chap says “A Fish Called Wanda”
(Drum roll, cymbal)
“Taxi for Mr Dread..!”
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Keep the jokes coming. Some are great.
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Brian, please do keep posting. Only thing is to use the correct reply button, otherwise it’s like directing your reply at a specific member, which can cause them some puzzlement.
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See what i can do. When i get new ones. I now have
Fan mail.
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Yay. 
And if I might, as well as posting new jokes via the main Reply button, it might help if you avoid pressing enter to create line breaks - it breaks the flow and capitalises the first word on the new line. The forum software & our web browsers will fit text into whatever size box we’re reading it in, so you don’t need to type e.g.
I now have[enter]Fan mail.
And when you post, have a read back at what’s displayed. You can easily change your own posts with the edit function, by clicking on the slanted pencil icon under your post.
Enjoy. 
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And that’s what this forum should be all about … a few members helping out, when a fellow forum member is having issues with posting procedures, rather than some of the snide “taking the Michael” type responses. 
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Ah yes. The man they called “a padded cell within the padded cell.” I wonder whatever happened to Fritz, among many others from the previous incarnation.
Brian, post as many jokes as you like and in whatever manner you prefer. Ignore any criticising comments. I find your jokes great.
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My mum always told me to never listen to rumours.
As a result, my copy of Tango in the Night is completely worn out.
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Just been wrapping my son’s birthday presents.
Couldn’t figure out how to wrap the boomerang though, so put it to one side.
Then it came back to me.
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I know the feeling, didn’t really want to keep mine but I just couldn’t throw it away.
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I found that funny I’m going to tell my granddaughters that tomorrow.
I’m addicted to brake fluid but I can stop whenever I want.
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