My wife left me because of my habit of touching pasta. I’m feeling cannelloni right now.
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Brain Bilston did it best with REMEMBRANCE OF THINGS PASTA
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Don’t worry. You’ll be feeling rigatoni’s shortly.
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I’ve been terribly depressed ever since I did that bungee jump, and the cord snapped. It’s just something that you never bounce back from.
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Stealing that! 
There was a whole paragraph of pasta-related puns, I lost it a long while ago. And I thought it’d be a nice homage to our new friend @Brian1 and his one-liners. 
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I went for a vasectomy yesterday because I didn’t want to have kids anymore. It was unsuccessful though - when I got home, they were still there.
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Two blondes walk into a building.
You think one of ‘em would’ve seen it.
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Did they name the group 4 Non Blondes because all 4 could ? 
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Can’t remember what I wanted to say here - sorry
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Pharaoh-nuff …
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I’ve got an awful lot of rubbish to dispose of. Anyone know any tips?
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It’s not like TheKevster to tell a rubbish joke
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Easy. All you have to do is…
…ah, skip it…
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The best rubbish tip i ever got didn’t cost me anything.
It fell off the back of a lorry
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