Can someone from admin please explain to me why my post was removed?
I’m really annoyed about this because now my fence has fallen over.
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Hah!!! I was right at this very moment typing out the same joke!
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@Brian1 Berlin Fritz was (is?) someone who was a regular feature on the old forum in the early and mid noughties. His contributions were, er, always interesting and very individual… He certainly livened the place up and I rather miss him.
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Thanks i will try to replace him. Naim want me back . They are short of good jokes.
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Bring ‘em on Brian. 
The word (if it is a word*) which will facilitate this best is “innit”. Dust your posts liberally with this, and the resemblance will become uncanny.
*it is not a word, innit?
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A duplicate post might have solved @Tonym ‘s problem.
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Good to see that the good citizens of the London district of Tottenham, situated in the borough of Haringey, are removing offensive statues…
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Damn it that’s good
Police are concerned about a spate of attacks by a knitting needle wielding maniac who so far has stabbed at least 6 people in the buttocks. They believe he’s following a pattern.
A man collapsed this afternoon on The London Eye. Parameds say he’s coming round slowly.
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I went to a restaurant . The cashier had been dead for
2 hours nobody knew.
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…and they say there is no such thing as a free lunch 
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God help me @Brian1 , I’ve actually missed ya…good to have you back.
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