Two fish in a tank.
One says to the other “Do you know how to drive this?”
To be, or not to be a horse rider.
That is equestrian
I met this really kinky girl last night. ‘Humiliate me,’ she said …
So I bought her a Tottenham shirt
Tabby, or not Tabby, cat is the question
I’ve been teaching myself quantum mechanics while listening to early noughties pop music. Today I learned that Nichole Shrödinger both was and wasn’t simultaneously a member of The Pussycat Dolls.
The lady was lewis Hamilton’s girl friend. He drove her round the bend
Another dose of humour borrowed from Ciren’s social pages.
What, prithee, are these Ciren social pages of which you speak?
It’s a Facebook page for the good people of Cirencester, a town some 12 miles from me. It’s a source of fine ale, and where I went to school and agricultural college.
I can’t make out my wife. First she says I can have a tattoo if I want one, next she’s complaining about having a dozen bagpipers in the garden.
**** Incident Update ****
An ice cream van has crashed at the end of our street. The entire area has been coned off.
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
I had the same problem. I lost my job as a priest. i could not stop laughing when i had to give the last rights.
I once kissed the bride and she slapped my face. Mind you it was 60 years after the wedding.