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Two fish in a tank.
One says to the other “Do you know how to drive this?”

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steve

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To be, or not to be a horse rider.
That is equestrian

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I met this really kinky girl last night. ‘Humiliate me,’ she said …

So I bought her a Tottenham shirt

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Tabby, or not Tabby, cat is the question

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I’ve been teaching myself quantum mechanics while listening to early noughties pop music. Today I learned that Nichole Shrödinger both was and wasn’t simultaneously a member of The Pussycat Dolls.

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The lady was lewis Hamilton’s girl friend. He drove her round the bend

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The lady was lewis Hamilton’s girl friend. He drove her round the bend

Speed dating?

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Another dose of humour borrowed from Ciren’s social pages.
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What, prithee, are these Ciren social pages of which you speak?

It’s a Facebook page for the good people of Cirencester, a town some 12 miles from me. It’s a source of fine ale, and where I went to school and agricultural college.

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I can’t make out my wife. First she says I can have a tattoo if I want one, next she’s complaining about having a dozen bagpipers in the garden.

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**** Incident Update ****
An ice cream van has crashed at the end of our street. The entire area has been coned off.

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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

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I had the same problem. I lost my job as a priest. i could not stop laughing when i had to give the last rights.

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I once kissed the bride and she slapped my face. Mind you it was 60 years after the wedding.

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