A hairless horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of Guinness.
Barman pulls the pint and says " That will be £6.50. It’s not often we get a hairless horse coming in’
Hairless horse says “I’m not surprised with your prices”
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A woman and her child are at the police reporting missing husband.
Police: “Description?”
Woman: Tall, Slim, Handsome, dashing, very well spoken, loving, caring, did the dishes, vacuumed, made meals to die for, tucked in the kids.
Child, whispering: “Mom, Mom - that’s not true. Dad was short, fat, never home, and just a jerk all around”.
Woman: “Thank god he’s gone. Good riddance. Let the police find us a better one”
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Kiddo started playing Super Street Fighter recently. Ken and Ryu are the main characters, and their main move is a punch to the chin, and they go “Shor-Yu-Ken”. The 500 system doesn’t relay this very well, and maybe there’s an accent issue. Anyway, kiddo now goes puts the r after the Yu and ends it all with a T.
?? Beats me.
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Where’s Brian when you need him?
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“Sho yur kent”…
Is this Streetfighter: Sean Connery Version?
I finally plucked up the courage to join Hypochondriacs Anonymous. The hardest part was standing up in front of everyone and admitting I don’t have a problem.
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Or Lycra?
As a weekend road warrior I couldn’t possibly comment
Wrong way around - the lycra types should be skinny with thighs like tree-trunks 
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Watching eldest son - clever, university education, hanging washing out by carrying the peg basket & washing bag in stages round all 4 sides of the rotary clothes line.
Let the mountain come to Mohamed…
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