Two wind turbines are in a field.
One says to the other ‘what music do you like?’
The other replies ‘well I’m a big metal fan’
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“Waiter, my soup is cold!”
“It’s gazpacho”
“Gazpacho, my soup is cold!”
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An oldie but a goodie.
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Nothing spoils my enjoyment of rap music more than some idiot talking all over the top of it.
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steve
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Optician: Your results aren’t good.
Me: Can I see them?
Optician: Probably not.
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Wear glasses? Forced to wear a mask at work?
You may be entitled to condensation.
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Those who may have an interest in what is laughingly called classical music these days will recognise this as Einaudi’s piano.
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My parents sent me to a satanist school. You wouldn’t believe the sacrifices they had to make!
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My yuppie girlfriend told me she wanted a spa day for her birthday which was fine by me, I’ll tell her it’s pronounced ‘spade’ when I give it to her tomorrow.
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Since the lockdown, a lot more men have been wearing shorts with the inevitable increase in badly sunburned legs.
Doctors have been prescribing Viagra…it doesn’t cure sunburn but it does help to keep the sheets off their legs at night.
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I was sitting on the edge of the bed last night pulling my boxers off, and the wife said ‘you spoil those dogs rotten.’
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