Blackboard. by Chris Connorton, on Flickr
I see what you did there
What can think the unthinkable?
An itheberg.
“But you’ll still be ugly”
Boom Boom.
A good joke I just got from my daughter (made me laugh anyway!!)
Karl Marx is a historically famous philosopher but no one ever mentions his
sister, Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol…
Or his son, skid ( but that’s a pants joke)
Vyvyan always reminded me of Keith Flint from The Prodigy and vice versa.
steve
Shame they don’t do a hands free strap on version. I’d take that to the shops.
I’ve been dreaming I’m a horse lately,that’s five nights on the trot !
Had a super formal dinner party hosted by Lady Hamilton.
She allowed us all an opportunity to admire her Fine China.
One day in Parlament, a few months after losing the election, Winston Churchill was in the mens room in parlament when his successor, Clement Atlee, walks in. Churchill moves to the corner of the urinal turning his back to Atlee. Atlee observes this and comments ”you seem to be feeling very stand-offish today Winston”. Churchill replies ”it is just that whenever you see something big you always want to nationalise it”.
The old’un’s are the good’un’s
Spoilt a bit as Churchill’s only election loss was to Clement Attlee (Labour) in 1945
Antony Eden was a Conservative & took over as PM when Churchill retired due to ill health in 1955