Strangely familiar… 
Mirren, Mirren on the wall
Reminds me of when Columbia asked Harold Ramis to make a sequel to Groundhog Day. With apparently no sense of irony.
To be fair to the guy, it is a very boring walk. Most of the spectacular views are not seen from the standard tourist path, even if it’s not hidden in thick cloud. The path starts not much higher than sea level, and you just plod away until you reach the wide, featureless plateau of the summit. More fool him for choosing it instead of a more interesting walk.
I am never sure if this type of review is written by a uni sudent having a joke, or whether there really are people who dont appreciate the great outdoors. That said, I live in Cumbria and in our local rag a couple of years ago, a tourist, who was staying in a hotel by lake Windermere, complained he couldn’t see the lake at night from his bedroom because it wasnt illuminated…aaarrrrgggghhhh!
‘That is Torquay, Madam’.
Quality!
Pete - Yep, and more’s the sadness, it wouldn’t be made today given the PC brigades. IMV, this was gentle ribbing of stereotypes (my aunt 
) – knowing that Basil was, equally, if not moreso, flawed!
Plus, they’d have to hunt high and low to find an avocado bathroom suite!
Why Computers Sometimes Crash!
(Read this to yourself aloud-it’s great)
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash,
then your situation’s hopeless and your systems gonna crash.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall…
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘cuz sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy’s getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions is causing unnecessary risk,
then you’ll have to flash the memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your MOM!
steve
Had to stop watching two minutes in, when a teabag was handled in a disrespectful and frankly appalling manner.
If you don’t know how to make a decent cup of tea, don’t make the world sad by trying and failing.
The husband is walking behind his wife and says “Your bottom is getting so big it looks like an old washing machine”. The wife just stays quiet and keeps on walking.
Bedtime comes around and the husband starts getting more than a little amorous.
Wife says " I’m not starting the washing machine for such a small load. You’ll have to do it by hand"
An oldie bit a goodie 
Recently discovered this source of humour … credit: “history for the witty”.
I can’t believe how much chocolate costs nowadays. I brought a Galaxy, a Milky Way and a Mars - the price was astronomical!