Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson…?
Nope, Thats Derek Bailey
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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
For example: Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
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They say that no man is an island.
If so, what about the Isle of Man? Boom,boom…
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Just seen Elvis in B&Q.
Returned a sander.
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My wife just sent back a faulty outfit to M&S.
A dress un-sewn.
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Bad like a beef burglar and fries?
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A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass.
Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened criminals
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My neighbour has been quite ill lately. An online natural remedies forum suggested liberally covering his back with butter and sunflower oil, so he tried it. I’ve just heard from his wife that he went downhill quite rapidly.
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