I’ve had vinyl flooring laid throughout the house. It has a warmth that CD flooring just can’t match.
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response from one of my nephews:
hope the floor isn’t warped…
enjoy/krn
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They told me I’d never be any good at poetry because of my dyslexia.
But I showed them, so far I’ve made two vases and a bowl.
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A man was shot with a starting pistol in London earlier today.
Police believe it is race related.
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When told i was completely cured of dyslexia, it was music to my arse.
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This do make I laugh, a chap explaining how men should identify where women are in the hot v crazy matrix. It’s the apparent total lack of self-awareness that makes it for me, and the nice touch at the end for the male equivalent… 
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Brilliant.
What do u call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.
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I’ve been out looking for some roadkill, but it’s a bit thin on the ground.
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How do you know when there’s a drummer at the door?
He knocks really loud and comes in at the wrong time.
Did you hear about the guy who’s a dyslexic-bulimic? He eats, then sticks his finger up his arse …
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Wow. Cant believe it will be over. I think I will never be done with this thread.
Here one more!
Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web.
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