A friend posted this today, and I thought it might add some spice to our humour …
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During his military service Elvis served in the bomb disposal team due to his experience with suspicious mines.
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Elvis Presley’s coffin… was made of Redwood and took 2 weeks to make.
Michael Jackson’s… was made of Oak and took a week to make.
Gene Pitney’s… only 24 hours from Balsa.
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I’ve been banned from our local petrol station for playing ‘The Who’ too loudly on my car stereo…
I won’t get fuelled again.
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Was you driving your magic bus?
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Was you driving your magic bus?
Driven by Tommy, at 5:15. You better you bet.
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Tommy was driving the kids to Tommy’s Holiday Camp but couldnt see and crashed. I Cant Explain why a blind guy was driving but I went to help and asked Tommy Can You Hear Me? He couldnt answer as he was also deaf and dumb. A witness said Who Are You? I replied I’m A Boy, he was a Man With The Money and was calling Dr Jimmy who had to Break The News, fortunately The Kids Are Alright
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I’ll get a Substitute
Hurry up then, Run Run Run
They’re all punning now. Who’s Next?
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Maybe Boris the Spider ?
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Or possibly Meaty , Beaty ,Big , or Bouncy ?
I was very nervous, but yesterday i volunteered for the COVID-19 vaccine trials. The vaccine is one that was created in Russia. Received my first shot this morning at 7:00am, and i wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that i feelshκι χoρoshό я чувствую себя немного странно и я думаю, что вытащил ослиные уши.
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…I feel a little weird and I think I pulled out donkey ears. 
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I could have sworn it was “My hovercraft is full of eels”.
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Мое судно на воздушной подушке полно угрей
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