Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voll von Aalen?
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Navis volitans mihi anguillis plena est
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Mah hovercraft is stowed oot wi’ eels, ken.
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"I suppose lesbian sex is a bit like cricket, in that it goes on forever and there’s a lot of men watching it at home, alone, or on the internet.
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Though I am not sure how the phrase “the bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey” fits in with that analogy.
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I particularly like the suggestions of what to wear at a cricket match.
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I hate it when I’m texting and I’m rudely interrupted by a cyclist bouncing off my windscreen
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Not your fault, he didn’t pedal fast enough!!
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Today’s tip: If a woman asks “does my bum look big in this?”, don’t answer “do you mean the skirt or the room?”
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Not sure any of those apply to me but I don’t feel too Baaaaaaaaa d today!
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Today I feel like a 4.
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I haven’t dared go to the hairdresser for some time, so I am looking like a 3.
No, maybe 4 is better.
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I’m a 1.
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Maybe a 6
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4 all day long. Every day…
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I started with 4 all day long… then it was 9 came 5:17pm when I decided to stop work and weekend starts! Yippee! Time to listen to music! 
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