I won’t be turning my clock back an hour on Sunday 25th October because who honestly needs an extra f***ing hour of 2020
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Laurel & Hardy
Ollie: “I found this pen, is it yours?”
Stan: “let me see”
Stan takes the pen and writes a few words
Stan: “Sure is my pen Ollie”
Ollie: “Well how can you be so sure?”
Stan: “Well that’s my handwriting”
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I’ll go with #7 since it is the end of the week and its been raining for a few days. I’m been hanging around the house and occasionally just looking out the door for a bit of fresh air…
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A good friend gave me his epi pen when he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it.
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We can’t wait to set ours an hour forward.
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“Does my bum look big?”
“Do I look stupid?”
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Many a true word spoken in jest
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Just be sure to check for lumps on your Dalton and Brosnans.
What is the difference between a bull and the André Rieu Orchestra?
A Bull has horns at the front and an a***hole at the back.
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Can’t remember when I (James) Last heard that one.
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Scottish, surely? 
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