Good to see these first world problems effect all of us. 
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Quickly destroyed by my wife.
In this very thread, about a year ago
Those remind me of the face huggers from the Aliens franchise.
Buddy Holly?
G
No think it was the Q Tips !!!
I took my mother in law out over the weekend. This new hobby of mine, being a sniper, really has its upsides.
The Comic Strip original: Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
‘Take Nicholas Parsons out, right out’
‘What, you mean Dorking?’
I’ve just seen a car being driven by a sheep in a swimming costume - it was a Lamb bikini! 
My Mother in Law fell down a wishing well.
I was amazed, I never knew they worked
The most common phrase used by Arts Graduates on their first day at work:
“Would you like Fries with that?”
