What do you say to comfort a friend struggling with Gramma?
There, their, they’re!
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Did you hear about the semicolon that broke the law?
He was given two consecutive sentences!
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Where do you go to weigh a pie?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
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Where do you go to weigh a whale ?
A whale weigh station.
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Way up high…got it at last!!!
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Thanks to the gardening social pages for this.
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Was in my local last night and noticed a gang of women pointing & giggling in my direction, so I asked the barmaid what was going on. She told me they were all trying to guess if my wife would allow me out as usual on Tuesday, and if so would I be doing my famous impression of a tortoise with a negative attitude. I’ve thought about it a bit, and am going to stick my neck out and say no.
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I told my doctor that I get very depressed from doing the daily crosswords so quickly and easily.
He told me not to get too down.
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Or, if you want some more global stereotypes…
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I can’t believe how rude the suppository helpline was.
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Typos - The Greek God of spelling mistakes.
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