An elderly man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’
‘There’s something wrong with my penis’, he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.’
‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,’ he said.
The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you have caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.’
The man replied, ‘You should not ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.’ The man then decided to walk out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’
‘There’s something wrong with my ear,’ he stated loudly.
The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. ‘What is wrong with your ear, Sir?’
Have been following this blog for a couple of months and I have to confess have not found many of the “jokes” remotely funny , whilst some have have been mildly amusing I have found others crude smutty and rather disgusting .
This " Bad news " is the first one that made me laugh to loud and lead me to pass it on to others who share a similar sense of humour.
I have also really enjoyed the observations re punctuation typography and so on .
Hilarious.
Keep up the good work .
Congratulations.
Seems ironic that you would post deriding some jokes as being ‘crude, smutty and rather disgusting’ but then laud one referencing black cocks - or am I missing the obvious intended irony?
A colleague asked me today who my favourite vampire was
I said ‘ Easy, it’s the puppet one from Sesame Street’
Colleague said ‘ He doesn’t count…’
I replied ‘ Actually, I think you’ll find he does…’
