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My wife asked me if she had any annoying habits that i was aware of. She then had the hide to get offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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Well, the driver carefully missed crashing into the warning sign.

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At least they didn’t crash in the village itself.

I think the sign has been planted, but funny nonetheless :sunglasses:

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Not sure it worked out!!

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I suspect that might not quite get to lot of forumites Kev

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“It’s Robbie Coltrane OBE, coal train…” said the fat controller winking. (hint-hint)

(to be spoken in a Ringo Star voice)

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Very clever, Kev. :clap:

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Gordon Ramsey kitchen nightmares.
First night after a Ramsey turnaround.

Dinner. “ooh, that was lovely. Really delicious”

Gordon. “Well, I hope you left a fxcking good tip then”

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My Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmare would if the prat turned up in my kitchen.

steve

Yes - a very unpleasant person from what I can see. He does most of the things that I was taught not to do when training as a teacher.

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The sentiment always cracks me up.
Being a chef. I’d love to have the balls to say that !
Remember talk is cheap.

Re GR, one of my family has first hand experience, the best boss ever. Period.

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Stockholm syndrome?

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