I think GR has built up a stage persona which has been very successful. I sense that he is actually just very serious about his chosen passion - and calls a spade a spade when he experiences others not doing the same.
The Catholic Church have admitted they got it wrong…
It was Adam & Steve all along.
A cracker Kevin.
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Or even Coal Train by the great Hugh Masekela:
Need a similar pic of his brother, John
I get really annoyed at people who set off Bonfire Night fireworks in October.
It scared the life out the cat, who shot up the Christmas tree.
Ah yes, Christmas, the time when the confectioners rewrite the Bible and offer us Easter eggs 
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A man is walking home one dark evening, late from work, when out of an ally he hears a female voice whisper “psst, hey tiger, you want a good time?”
He thinks a moment, shrugs and says “Okay then” and steps into the ally.
They have only just gotten down to business when all of a sudden, a police officer shines a flashlight in their faces, with a booming voice “What’s all this then!”
The man replies “Do you mind? I’m making love to my wife!”
“Ah, excuse me, I didn’t know” the policeman replies.
And the man says, “Neither did I until you lit up her face with your flashlight.”
Think I might give Halloween a miss this year … after all, I’ve been chomping sweets and wearing a mask since March.
The one about the car radio is very appropriate this year. In fact I only noticed that they are still on GMT when I took the TT to B&Q last wednesday!
A combination of my retirement, SWMBO’s foot op (three months out of action) and covid 19 has resulted in neither car having had much use since March. We filled them up before lockdown and they are still two-thirds full.
We had to replace both cars’ batteries 
Just found two lumps on my car battery
Got them tested, one came back positive.
I hope it’s not terminal.
Trying to jump start the conversation?
I’ll go back to sleep now …
