As heard on a programme about the Goon Show … some phrases were banned by the BBC, such as ‘winter draws on’.
Last night around 11:30 my youngest woke me up and said “daddy do you know how old I will be tomorrow?” And I said “how old, pumpkin” and she then held up four fingers.
It’s now 8:30 in the morning and my wife and I have been up with the little munchkin all night, but she won’t tell us where she got those fingers.
Kit Kat?
Get your wife to start a conversation with you by sitting down to listen to music, read a book or watch the news.
My grandad predicted that the Titanic would sink and went to great pains to try and alert everyone. Sadly no one would listen.
He told people in authority, middle-management and even the every-day punters who bought tickets.
He was silenced from every corner in spite of all the evidence he put forward.
Eventually he was forcibly removed from the cinema.
Just saw on the news that Geoff Boycott is auctioning the bat with which he scored his 100th century.
I imagine the bidding will be very slow.
That’s not actually a joke though is it Tony?
More of an observation James.
Strictly is back on the telly.
When the judges opinion and vote segments on, that could be a great opportunity to start a discussion about the new technology behind the latest release of washing machines.
America’s in a mess but it was always fake. When in Dallas in the 80s I went to see the Cowboys against the Bears. It wasn’t the blood bath I was hoping for.
He writes all his own material.
I went to the local swimming pool the other day , and while I was having a wee in the deep end ( as you do ), the lifeguard blew his whistle that hard , I nearly fell in .
Sent to me by my ten year old granddaughter !
Did you hear about the dyslexic Devil worshipper…he sold his soul to Santa.
I took my goldfish to the vet this morning.
“I think it’s got epilepsy” I told the vet.
The Vet took a look - “It seems calm enough to me”.
I said, “I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet”.