Unfortunately it’s not.
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This is a true story:
My sister managed to buy a bargain toy “Stitch” (as in Lilo and Stitch) from The Disney Store just before the new lockdown was announced. It was £12.50, down from £21.50.
Just goes to prove that a Stitch in time saves nine pounds.
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Does it matter?
steve
I went to see my doctor and he told me I was obese and diabetic. I thought, he could at least have sugarcoated it a bit.
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Paranoia…
N.B. No pets or toys were harmed in the creation of this photo … credit to those strange folk in Ciren’.
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Why can’t dyslexics tell jokes?
They always punch up the fuckline.
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I was listening to Sultans of Swing and The Wall at about three o clock yesterday morning, quite loud. My neighbour called the police and it took them about forty-five minutes to arrive and arrest him.
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Looks a bit fishy
Some wise guy just made off my my glasses.
I’m gonna hunt him down using my contacts.
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Careful you don’t make a spectacle of yourself!
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Milkmen usually like the backdoor.
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Looks all pretty bog standard to me
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