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A Mrs Trellis of North Wales has written in to complain that the show has ‘an enormous fistful of rampant innuendo rammed into every crack’, but only a truly filthy-minded person would think such a thing.

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Posted before? I think it’s the first joke ever told.
This thread should be quietly put to sleep…

Some of us get enjoyment out of this thread - perhaps we should be put to sleep as well???
Anyway if you don’t why bother looking at it?

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This is the most important thread on the Forum.

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I’ll be taking my vitamins this weekend.

Credit: friends in Prague.

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I remember listening to that ‘wax off’ moment in my car on the way home from work. I parked up and cried laughing for a few minutes before setting off home. Bridge House pub car park, Hertford. Happy days.

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There was something about the politeness of it all and it being Radio Four…the juxtaposition.

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Mo Salah has gone down with Corona Virus…In a statement the Corona Virus said he barely touched him.

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It’s the third most important thread after:

  1. Pics of your pets
  2. Pics of your pets and hifi

:laughing:

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It is equal first with
What wine are you drinking
What book are you reading

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Did someone say something? Sorry I was asleep!

“I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same,” AC/DC’s Angus Young once said. “In fact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.”

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I’ve been telling the Bill Withers one at work ever since I read it here…don’t care if its old, it works!

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He’s right.

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Needs revising, isn’t it now Sixteen?

And Spinal Tap’s only went to eleven!

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Another gem from the Tiger Lilies (no animals or cartoon characters were hurt in the production of this gender neutral joke).

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