Best jokes

31 Likes

How about re-writing the offending post including the comma for the benefit of those of us that didn’t see it? We are often left wondering what you very naughty boys and girls of the north get up to while we are safely tucked up in bed.
,
I have included a comma for your convenience.

7 Likes

I think the missing comma might have bothered fans of the Use of English thread, but it was the use of two words on Richard’s banned list that did for it.

Best

David

Blimey, so did I.

It’s the problem with living on the other side of the world.

You could always post some jokes that can be deleted while we are asleep!

I do, you guys just don’t get to see them.

2 Likes

12 Likes

This may trigger some hate mail amongst the birders out there … recent research suggests that the moggies only catch the weaker birds, anecdotal evidence suggests otherwise.

6 Likes

14 Likes

I bought myself a new vacuum cleaner last October, it’s more than a year old now and it’s just gathering dust.

7 Likes

20 Likes

Yes, some vacuum cleaners are better than others.
Mine sucks.

6 Likes

I’ve got a new Buddhist vacuum cleaner.
It doesn’t need any attachments.

4 Likes

If there’s a Stairway to Heaven but a Highway to Hell, does this tell us something about the anticipated levels of post-earthly-life traffic in each direction?

4 Likes

Credit: scientists for EU

21 Likes

I never thought my love life could make me quit my job at the apiary.

Then I saw her face…

(Ed Morrish on Twitter)

10 Likes

Oooh, it took a few seconds, :grinning::grinning:

image

16 Likes

10 Likes