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Apologies for being dim, but can anyone explain this to me?
Having a “substantial meal” with your pint somehow makes the virus turn round and go away.
Thank you - obvious after the fact, of course! 
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I didn’t get it either
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Our kid came home last week, very excited. He told us breathlessly that he’d won The Leslie Nielsen Award at school.
"What’s that?’ asked the wife.
“It’s a big building with teachers and pupils, but that’s not important right now,” he replied.
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That one deserves more than one “like”. Classic!!!
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…and then, when he told me, I said ‘Surely you can’t be serious?’.
And he replied…
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“I am. And don’t call me Shirley”
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My last thing at night duty on Christmas Eve when the kids were young was to swig back the whisky, eat half the mince pie and take a reindeer-mouth shaped bite out of the carrot, before going quietly off to bed.
It wouldn’t have been the same if it had had to be a Scotch egg instead of a mince pie!
Best
David
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So Santa drank all the Scotch, but left half the mince pie.
Didn’t his Mum ever tell him to eat it all up, there’s thousands of starving children…
And Rudolph is just as bad…fussy with his food?..anyone would think he’s a cat!
The kids would eat what was left of the mince pie in the morning… (not sure about the carrot).
Two squaddies sitting in the mess eating dinner.
One says to the other, “Pass me some of that semolina pudding will you”
“No” replies the other
“Come on, pass it over”
“No, I can’t, it’s Regulations”
“What Regulations?”
“States quite clearly we shouldn’t help fellow soldiers to dessert”
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Ahhh just realized it’s a swede …not a beetroot
My wife though I was mad…singing that!!!
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Touché
And I thought it was a turnip …
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