I sang that too…
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different kind of PRAT then?
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90 year old Margaret Keenan says she feels fantastic after the vaccine with no noticable side affects
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Don’t think I’d want to be in his taxi, wasn’t he blind
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I had a knock at the door this morning and there was a well dressed young lady with a mask and a valid id card. “Have you considered alternative energy suppliers?” She asked.
“Yes,” I replied, “but I’ll stick to food for the time being.”
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You’re thinking of Ray Charles perhaps 
The Orb wasn’t as far as I know.
He had bad eyesight and dark glasses but I agree Roy Orbison was not blind
Maybe it’s Lionel Ritchie he’s thinking of…
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No I think he’s thinking of Ian Hunter from Mott the Hoople.
Hello…
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Bizarrely harsh.
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I have a ‘pacicifically’ at work but I never considered shooting them.
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A lot of my higher management say it when in meetings
I was so tempted to say " what has the ocean got to do with it"?
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I thought this was pretty funny, from another site:
“My cat went missing for 2 days, so I put an advert on Facebook. Literally 5 mins after my cat comes to the door. 30 mins later, my neighbour comes and drops off what he thought was my cat. Now I have two identical cats.”
Someone reacted to that:
Maybe you always had two cats. Maybe they just didn’t like being in the same room together.
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