Best jokes

Beachcomber · December 9, 2020, 10:28pm

They could, I suppose, mean peacefully.

TheKevster · December 9, 2020, 11:03pm

It’s CHRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS!!!

Eoink · December 9, 2020, 11:04pm

That took a few seconds.

dave-marshall · December 9, 2020, 11:07pm

Brilliant!

Stealing that.

HiFiFoFum · December 10, 2020, 4:12am

IDAK · December 10, 2020, 8:26am

I don’t get it after a few hours!

AndyP · December 10, 2020, 8:30am

Phew! took me a few minutes.

Beachcomber · December 10, 2020, 9:37am

Nor I

Hollow · December 10, 2020, 9:42am

Ah yes, finally! Very subtle

MDS · December 10, 2020, 9:51am

Slade…

HappyListener · December 10, 2020, 9:57am

To reprise @Stephen_Tate 's post from 2019:

Edit…in so many ways.

anon23139555 · December 10, 2020, 9:57am

Where can I buy a Noddy holder like that?

Beachcomber · December 10, 2020, 10:00am

Ah! I see. I thought Noddy rack (as in test tube rack) but got no further than that.

AlanP · December 10, 2020, 11:14am

Very funny, but must admit, it took a few moments.

Dirkdiction · December 10, 2020, 4:50pm

Women always have the last say in any argument. Any words mentioned after that are the start of a new one…

JohnWillmott · December 10, 2020, 6:02pm

Stephen_Tate · December 10, 2020, 6:17pm

Jamiewednesday · December 10, 2020, 7:45pm

Collywobbles · December 10, 2020, 8:01pm

I think that is true. Read it a while back. Might have been in Don Felder’s Auto Bi.

TheKevster · December 10, 2020, 8:20pm

I used to sit next to Noddy Holder at school. The teacher was always catching him eating snacks. One day she snapped and shouted: “What are you eating now?!!”

Noddy replied "IT’S CRISPS MISSSSSS!!!”