Different countries definitely have different views on the concept of safety-line.
This is the most crazy I’ve seen 
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/Peder🙂
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It wasn’t much fun when I broke my neck last year.
But at least now I can look back and laugh.
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The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said “is this your wife sir?”. Shocked I answered " yes".
They said “I’m afraid it appears she’s been hit by a bus”.
I said "I know, but she has a lovely personality.
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Whilst booking out of our hotel my wife and I overheard some crazily dressed chess players arguing how good they were…
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer !
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Mu-so 2.
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Why is a dog like a tree ?
They both lose their bark once they’re dead.
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A generational issue…
When my grandmother should remove someone from the phone 
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/Peder🙂
THAT IS FUNNY DEAR UNCLE JOHN DIED OF CANCER AND HE IS WITH THE LORD NOW
LOL TO YOUR FAMILY
Will Glass coffins ever become popular?
Remains to be seen!!
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I love this snow…no wait , I hate this snow!
Signed bi-polar bear
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The problem with political jokes is that sometimes they get elected
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I call English my mother tongue as Father rarely got a chance to use it …
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The police station toilet has been stolen. The cops have nothing to go on …
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They had a bingo evening at the local church hall. The priest called out all the numbers in Latin so the atheists wouldn’t win …
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I recently took up meditation. It beats sitting around doing nothing …
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere is that none of it has bothered to contact us …
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A honeymoon couple go into a hotel to book a room. Bridal? asks the desk clerk. No thanks, replies the bride, I’ll just hang onto his shoulders …
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My ex is such a slapper that even the label on her knickers says ‘Next’
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The label might also say " C & A."
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