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I took up writing as a profession and sold loads of stuff - hi-fi, TV, car, furniture …

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Bill Clinton liked Monica’s dress from the moment he spotted it …

If it needs explaining to some of our non UK friends, a slapper is a colloquialism used throughout the UK (and maybe other places as well) for a ‘lady’ with loose morals.

I found the video while looking for a definition of “slapper”. Once I knew what it meant over there, the video became surreal.

One who is no better than she ought to be, in other words.

Crime means you take the money and run. In politics, you run then take the money …

Tell your boss what you really think of him, for the truth shall surely set you free …

The other night I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything …

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We were all surprised when my Audi-driving neighbour turned out to be a serial killer - there were no indications.

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Just replace the dogs with 25 Alabama politicians and retitle it female healthcare legislature…

steve

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I thought that was the point of the joke…

Too subtle for me…

steve

WHAT training do you need to become a rubbish collector?

Apparently, you just pick it up as you go along.

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