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Arghhhh I can relate. But here in Poland it’s mostly DPD

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Brilliant! Is that true?
:rofl:

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you are not alone…:thinking:

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I still don’t get, might a northern hemisphere thingy or I’m just too slow.

Yes it’s a northern thing, probably only a brit thing.
The toy is a cartoon character that was around in the 50’s & 60’s called ‘Noddy’
Then think of the group ‘Slade’
… the rest is up to you

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I grew up with Noddy in the 60s. Got it! A very elaborate holder I must say. As for Slade, I was a Sweet man myself in 1973, no Mr Holder did not feature in my thoughts.

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Bet no-one wants to own up to being in Gary’s gang… Oh yerrr

There comes a time in life when you really need to give it up
But what the hell, why not, fat, bald, incontinent, who cares … keep on rocking Sweet

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…and do you have a photo of them now? :flushed:

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That’s just horrific, imagine being their grandkids.

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Whats the difference between a Chickpea & a Lentil

I’ve never had a Lentil on my face :blush:

D41

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There you go @Diver41:

  • Chickpea face mask
  • Lentil face mask

Both are for “brightened” skin and acne treatment. Some believe lentil will whiten skin also. I am sure it will whiten my face if I see my wife wearing a lentil face mask.

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If you think Chickpeas & lentils make a good face mask just wait until you try eating them :yum::laughing:

Yep, they send me straight into anaphylactic shock…

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Eating chickpeas and lentils will certainly help you social distance.
No one will come close with the flatulence you’ll have,

I am actually thinking about chilli pepper face mask. Thank God a safe version already exists.

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My God, is that what they look like now? Suppose I wouldn’t want to see them any other way. They were actually really good all those years ago. Still got a couple of their singles somewhere.

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Wurlitzer

Wurlitzer who?

Wurlitzer one for the money,
Two for the show…

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