Best jokes

The French want their words back after Brexit, brilliant

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who
…W-H-O

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Stumbled across this selection of audio jokes…

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Would have been better if photo taken perpendicular so pole aligned with bonnet stripes :grinning:

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Are you an audiophile by any chance?

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No but my OCD has been known to flicker into being on occasion :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Potato, potahto! :blush:

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Christmas Joke Challenge!
We have our office Christmas party this Friday, online via Zoom. One of the ‘fun’ elements lined up is a round of Christmas jokes. So, help me out, what are the best ones?

OK then:
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just cant beat it. :grinning:

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That’s a cracker.

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It didn’t really resonate with me.

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Boom boom!

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Oh these puns are bad…any more and I wont submit another christmas joke!!!

I gave my nephew a 500w lightbulb for xmas.

You should’ve seen his little face light up!

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A plane carrying Japanese car gearboxes blew up over here

It’s been raining Datsun cogs

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