Just leave it mate - it will be worth it!
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I bought my wife some flours yesterday for Valentine’s Day. Admittedly they were only from Tesco, but I still don’t think that justifies her being quite so upset…
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I’m on her side. I mean Tesco!?!? Surely your wife at least deserves Waitrose.
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Sorry, I don’t get this one …
Flowers - Flours
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Thanks, I’m not a native English speaker 
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No worries, sometimes I feel the same.
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Women!
I bet you spent a couple of quid on those beauties 100% British Wheat as well, tut tut.
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I’m rural as well, but Yodel just make Hermes look good 
Finally we have some ice to skate on!
A Doctor was addressing a large audience about food.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that’s the most dangerous of all and most of us have eaten, or will eat. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, “Wedding Cake?”
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My wife asked me what an eponym is, I said I don’t know, I’ll google it on Safari
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…after I’ve hoovered up that fluff on the carpet with our new Dyson.
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