Best jokes

WHAT do you call a cow that can’t produce milk?

An udder failure.

3 Likes

6 Likes

18 Likes

9 Likes

14 Likes

They say when confronted by a bear the best thing to do is play dead. When I came face to face with one in the woods the other day I accidentally played dad instead…
Now it can ride a bike without stabilisers.

5 Likes

12 Likes

JFK, wasn’t it?

61374254_2345219608858128_7835349142065905664_o

:small_blue_diamond:Love this,…a businessman with humor.

/Peder😁

15 Likes

A woman was up in court, charged with attacking her husband with a guitar.

“First offender?” asked the judge.

“No,” the accused replied. “First a Gibson, then a Fender.”

17 Likes

…or lavatory humour to be more precise!

Is that what you call a dumper truck?

7 Likes

Similar to the tag line on the side of a van we saw in Leicester.

“Patel & Singh Builders
You’ve had the cowboys, now try the Indians”

There is a photo of the van somewhere on the web.

9 Likes

Yes, good imaginative fun,
also like the Mr. Bit Window Cleaner. [ See above Post 443 ]

2 Likes

:small_blue_diamond:Those of you who can your Rock’n’Roll history understand this

62002704_2261078097465573_8876454441591504896_n

/Peder🙂

8 Likes

Are you serious, really???

Well there’s not a whole lotta love lost between you two, is there!

6 Likes

He’s not his Top of the Pops is he?

Our gran started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now, and we don’t know where the hell she is!

13 Likes

:small_blue_diamond:Mike-B,…I’m always serious,…And if I’m not,.Well then I use emojis.
Then there will be no misunderstanding.

I don’t understand what you mean by your post above.
Perhaps because we are from different generations.
But I’m not interested in knowing either, then this is a joke-thread.

Back to topic…
/Peder🙂

8 Likes