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There are 3 types of people in this world

Those that are good At maths
And those who aren’t

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Similarly,

Regarding “digital electronics”, there are 10 type of people: those who don’t understand it, and those who do.

(Personally, I think there are actually 11… those who don’t understand it, those who think they do (the vast majority), and those who have been doing it for fifty years!

But then I’m just a grumpy old (retired) git!)

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Took me a moment, then switched on the nDAC and ‘got it’

There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

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Or MQA :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Fighting talk!

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Super.

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Where is Beavis?

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One remembered from a 1970’s book of Rugby Jokes.

Young Jim, starting his first day as a stud rabbit, is introduced to Fred the Head Stud rabbit.

During the induction course Fred tells Jim to “always be polite”.
“Right” says Fred “you start at that end and I’ll start at the other.

Jim starts work remembering Fred’s Advice “Thanks luv”, “Thanks luv” “Thanks luv” “Thanks luv” “Sorry Fred” “Thanks luv” “Thanks luv” “Thanks luv”

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Why do ducks have tail feathers ?
To cover their butt quacks.

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Why did the duck quack?
It wasn’t stuck together properly.

I won 50p in about 1971 for getting that printed in The Beano (or perhaps The Dandy)

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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until its bill withers

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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it probably hasn’t been in the oven long enough.

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Tell the rozzers that, they get very excited

I speak from personal experience

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What did the rozzer say to his belly button ?
“Your under a vest”

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I’m well up to speed (no pun) on whats viable with plants.
My anecdotal story was way back around 1960 something, in those days we would give anything a fair go.

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