They can get excited as they like, it stems form their ignorance, like I said…
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Back in the late 80’s it was rumoured that Chris Rea was to join Dire Straits.
Apparently they were going to name the band Dire Rea
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Excellent. Either way the music would still be s”*t! 
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Happened to catch a glimpse of a recent photo of Bob Newhart earlier, now looking very frail unfortunately. I cheered myself up by listening to some of his recordings and this is one of my faves…
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Why do ants get sick so often?
They only have tiny anty bodies
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Just seen a crime at an Apple Store.
I’ve been called as an iWitness.
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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because the parrots eat em all.
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Yul Brynner, a huge Liverpool fan, never once used aftershave.
That’s right Yul never wore cologne.
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Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
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Sorry
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When I asked my beloved what she wanted for Xmas she asked for a new bag and a new belt, a strange request I thought, but now I get it, the vacuum works fine again!! Ta-da.
Yes I know it’s crap, and it’s probably on here a dozen times, but please forgive me, I’m only at the Nova stage!!
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I got caught urinating in the deep end of my local swimming pool today. The attendant blew his whistle that hard I nearly fell in.
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