A neutron walks into a bar.
Barman hands him a drink and states “No charge.”
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A photon checks in at a hotel.
“Any luggage Sir?” asks the concierge.
The photon replies: “No, I’m travelling light”.
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Then a neutrino arrives and the desk clerk asks him if he’d like a room?
“No thanks, I’m just passing through”
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Stephen Hawking is about to have his last book published posthumously.
It’s about time.
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I can disCERN a theme developing here.
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And who can forget when they discovered the rings of Uranus, they even changed the pronunciation to celebrate.
Horse walks into a bar.
Barman asks “Why the long face?”
“My wife just left me”
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Oxygen and Magnesium walk into a bar.
Barman says ‘OMG’
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There’s an argument that this might belong better in Brain Teasers but here goes:
My coat is standing by to be fetched…
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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He sips it and sets it down a monkey swings across the bar and pisses in the pint. The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says “Do you know your monkey pissed inmy beer.” The pianist replies “No, but if you hum it I’ll play it.”
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Nun walks in to see her Mother Superior, rather anxiously.
“Yes, my child, what is it?”
“Mother Superior, I have to tell you that we have a case of syphilis in the Convent”
“Well, glory to God for that. I’m sick to death of that Chardonnay’”
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